mxcleod:

hatagay:

*puts octopus on head* aesthetic

I am so fucking done with all these fucking aesthetic posts what the actual fuck there better not be any god damn person with a fucking piece of shit octopus on their head when i scroll down bc if there is i swear to god

nosdrinker:

retrospectroverted:

nosdrinker:

why does one ply toilet paper exist

i honestly prefer single ply, it feels lighter and more effective and the rolls last longer because the sheets are thinner.

ok poophands

lnnea:

Sometimes I English very well but sometimes no

vinebox:

ooook

blastortoise:

dont talk shit about my shitty country only people who live here can do that

(Source: trapcard)

assdeluxe:

*discovers a giant orb in the woods*

sick

*snapchats it*

(Source: nyashleigh)

it sucks growing up because now it’s not “what do you want to do when you grow up?” But more like “where do you see yourself in 5 years?”
Gahh I need more time!